Oh, the things they say

To the untrained eye, this is a guinea pig.

Guinea pigs are cute and fun.

I used to have a guinea pig. His name was Gizmo.

I miss Gizmo.

Anyhow, most of us have untrained eyes.

Children, however, call them as they see them.

Kyle enlightened us today.

We were mistaken: This is NOT, I repeat, NOT a guinea pig.

This is, in fact, a piggy mouse.

'Nuff said.