I did not steal this idea from a friend's blog. I made it up all on my own.
I did not eat 10 potstickers for breakfast. 10 is surely too many. I only ate 5.
I did not put Kyle in his crib this afternoon hoping that he would go to sleep but knowing he wouldnt. That would hurt his feelings. Or he would just play.
I did not seriously consider going out to eat instead of making dinner after being at the cell phone repair shop for hours on end to no avail.
I did not drink another Starbucks Frappuccino this afternoon when I probably shouldnt have.
I did not leave my dishes in the sink to 'soak' for so long that the water got cold. No sir, I scrubbed them up the minute I put them in there.
I did not go 2 days without washing my hair, only to wear it up today because you could tell-it was gross.
I swear, I did none of these things. Or did I?